In order to effectively kill germs, doctors recommend singing Happy Birthday twice while washing your hands. For this project, I fixed a camera to the bottom of my bathroom sink and documented this practice. I continued washing and singing for five minutes, transforming a brief, universal action into a repetitive, debilitating ritual. The video, projected in a public restroom, is supplemented by a roll of paper towels with handwritten text. When a bathroom-goer eventually uses the paper towels, the ink will stain their skin and force them to wash again.